Eat a muffin

After accomplishing something, to reward oneself by going out and spending a little money.

"I finally got a promotion after working so hard, so I decided to eat a muffin."

by PugLover53 June 16, 2009

eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

eat her muffin

To partake of her sweet treets. To taste the goods.

Timmy loved eating Samantha's muffin, It tasted so good he couldn't stop himself from going back for more. Samantha was pleased to let him.

Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.

by JollyJay78 October 5, 2015

baguette eating muffin

france

u baguette eating muffin

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019