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Christie Camel Toe 

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

hang it low like a camel toe

"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"

"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"

righty oh camel toe

Term used to show agreement with a female whose labia is prominently displayed by form fitting garments.

Also used to demonstrate sarcastic agreement with one who is disagreeable.
Camel Toe Mary said "Please keep the door shut"

John said "Righty oh camel toe"
righty oh camel toe by Toledo September 19, 2012

camel-toe 

crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.
Did you see that girl in spandex? She had serious camel-toe going on.
camel-toe by Bungalow Bill April 2, 2002

camel toe slide 

A form of sex without penentration. The man lies on his back the woman stradels her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.
"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"
camel toe slide by Footlong September 11, 2005

camel toe slider 

When a woman jerks a guy off by putting the guy's dick between her pussy lips and slides up and down.
"Hey come on baby, if you dont wanna go all the way, at least gime a camel-toe slider"
camel toe slider by xero January 2, 2005