Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!
Step 1- Grab your pants by the waist band.
Step 2- Now try to pull them up to your shoulders.
Step 3- Share your brand new camel toe with your friends and family.