noun. sing. 'Sex calf'

Soreness and cramping in the lower, anterior compartment of the leg. Sex calves are often induced by excessive hooking up or strenuous sex positions and may manifest for days after the event.
Ex. "Dude, I have killer sex calves today.... I need some Ibuprofene"
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Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.
Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves
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Calvs so large that people mistake your legs for boulders
Max: Your Billy Calvs take up the whole sidewalk!

Chan: Thats why I roll!
by MAXberrie May 6, 2009
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Exceedingly large calf muscles that are specific to menopausal women. It is these calf muscles that are so attractive to the eye that makes them saucy.
"Hey saucy calves"
"I look for saucy calves in my women"
Julie has some saucy calves
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Someone with huge calves the size of your big toe
yo look at juicy calves over there with those thicc ass calves
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Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.
Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."
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