captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.
"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"
"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."
"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."
by gwenfan1 January 31, 2012
a guy who tends to be egotistical, attention seeking and hypersexual, often unintentionally manipulating the people around him.
"Dude, he's such a Callahan, he fucks everything that moves and blogs on tumblr about how much he wants to unalive."
by hawkedeadsky May 31, 2022
A very rural area in North East Florida, which is full of Republicans who are racist, homophobic, and transphobic old men. Which has a lot of weird like churches with a population of little under a 1000, And The Highschool is full of racist 14 year old ROTC kids who think bullying LGBTQ+ kids as a hobby
Oh you live in Callahan.
Yeah I been targeted for being Transgender.
Aw man that sucks.
Have you been to a church
Yeah they are pretty sibling couples there
Callahan Florida is also a horrible town in Fl.
Yeah I been targeted for being Transgender.
Aw man that sucks.
Have you been to a church
Yeah they are pretty sibling couples there
Callahan Florida is also a horrible town in Fl.
by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022
A shithole in Northern Florida with racist and homophobic republicans, who drive pick up trucks and flip off people of color. The children at the high school are demon spawns and clearly grew up here, so they pick up racist traits, and have horrible taste in music food.
Aw you live in Callahan. (Jacksonville resident)
Unfortunately. (Me)
Callahan is a town in NE Florida
Unfortunately. (Me)
Callahan is a town in NE Florida
by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022
1. The act of being with more than one man in a month.
2. Saying you're a virgin, but are more open than a canyon.
2. Saying you're a virgin, but are more open than a canyon.
by DarudeSandstorm5 October 21, 2015
most beautiful and kind person to walk the planet earth. everyone needs an ava brader callahan. i don’t know what i would do without my little ava brader callahan
by makafert June 13, 2023