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call waiting face off 

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.
A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
call waiting face off by Garret February 3, 2005
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call waiting face off 

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.
I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.
Word of the Day on February 3, 2005

call waiting face-off

When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.
Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.

Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?

call waiting face off 

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".
Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"
call waiting face off by placebo February 3, 2005

booty call waiting 

(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.
She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.

Shiva Call Waiting 

When two Jewish people die within the same week.
Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.
Shiva Call Waiting by icwish April 24, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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