Calfs Nostril 

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

Calfs Nostril by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

half calfs 

socks that climb halfway up ones calf, often worn with basketball shoes and usually colored black, mainly worn by basketball players or lacross players and genarly popular people.

"hey that new kid on the b-ball team is rockin them half calfs."

half calfs by garret perry December 3, 2011

wag calfs

Calf muscles that are beastly large, named after the famous Wagner, known for his monstrous calfs.

"Man dude, that guy is walkin on some serious wag calfs!"

wag calfs by Elliott Goldman March 13, 2008

Collins Calfs 

When somebody has extremely muscular calfs

Dang bro those are some nice Collins Calfs you have

Collins Calfs by SockSlave October 3, 2019

Quiet Calf 

Someone who is bad at Fifa.

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!

Quiet Calf by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

calfrope

Something someone might make you say to give up.

Say calfrope and ill quit tickling you.

calfrope by Jinxie Dee Breece September 29, 2020

calfreezy 

A giraffe.

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate”

calfreezy by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020