11 definitions by Ijustwanttodie

Ket master, lord of all drug dealers, has no time to post because he’s busy selling Ket and coke
“Wroetoshaw does Ket
Hahahahaha funny dude”
by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020
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“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
Think you mean a giraffe mate”
by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020
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Ruth is usually very. very. VERY. small. She is quite sarcastic and has short hair. She is usually blonde, and blends in with the toddlers. She goes to bed quite early, but has enough energy to run cross country faster than half of the class, even with her tiny legs.
“Ruth what was your cross country time?”
0.5 seconds.”
Oh damn
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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Everyone else here is being nice but seriously Madison’s are usually those girls who shout out in class to try and be funny and are usually bullies to be honest...
“Hey guys knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
Interrupting cow
“Interrupting cow wh-
MOOO HAHAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY.”
“madison you are not funny.”
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.
“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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Blake is always annoyingly smart. He doesn’t talk a lot but always gets the BEST grades. His parents are usually rich but he doesn’t flex it because he’s humble. He always hangs around with the person everybody hates (usually a Sam) but that doesn’t matter because no one else talks to the Blake anyway!
“Blake what did you get in your exam?”
“1000000000%”
Ok
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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