calfrod Share definition Flag A douchey 8th grader who listens to metal and or rock. They also make fun of everybody. The calfrod is that kid who only had 3 friends. calfrod by Spigger Tuti Fruti Googyboogy February 14, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the calfrod mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch