cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

cactus snatch by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

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Cactus Snatch

A dry scratchy vagina.

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.

Cactus Snatch by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017

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snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

snatch cactus by Reithrese May 22, 2018

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Cactus Snatcher

When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.

Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher

Cactus Snatcher by MH119 May 7, 2009

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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