Cachiiga 

when you are so hype you can’t express it any other way

Oh cachiiga my dawg that was so insanely dope I can’t contain how freaking stoked I am rn my dank tank is through the roof and I’m ready to go rage and freaking jabwow!!

Cachiiga by Ninjago June 6, 2019

cactisexual 

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

cacti fetish 

1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.

2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti

1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish

2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.

cacti fetish by Dimitri Bogenscar December 25, 2015

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.

Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

cactipholiac 

Getting off to a cactus

My friend is a cactipholiac.. any time he sees a cactus he gets off to it on spot

cactipholiac by Sircapalot6 January 22, 2021

Cactive 

The act of going from being a couch potato to an active person who likes to exercise. Cactive takes the word "couch" and "active" and mashes them together to make the word "Cactive."

She used to be a total couch potato, but now she's so cactive!
He used to hate exercise but last week he decided to go cactive.
How did she get in such great shape? She went totally cactive.

Cactive by CouchToActive February 4, 2019