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n. - Cock with an "a" instead of an "o."
1. She was suckin' on my cack all night. And it was nice.
2. Don't be such a cack, man.
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Similar to a cock, but just much bigger and more sexually gratifying to a woman. Usually said with emphasis and authority.
Me: Hey biatch, you want some of this cack?
Girl: *Gasp* Oh my God, yes I would.

OR

Look at the size of that cack!
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Noun: a person, place, thing or event that a person has extreme distaste for. Also a term of violence if somebody is about to get “Cacked” in the face.

It also has a very general use, often substituted for the generic and overused wordfuck”. If I accidentally hit my finger with a hammer, I would say “Cack!!”, not “fuck”.

“Cackasaurus” is an extreme manifestation of Cack. If a person is very rude and very unpleasant, that would constitute the label of “Cackasaurus”.

Adverb: when “Cack” is set in motion…If a rude person is walking down the street, he is in fact, Cackingly walking down the street.
CACK man!!! I can’t believe you let that Cackasaurus walk away in that Cackingly demeanor...let's get him!!!
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The male sex organ, commonly known as a penis, cock, wang, dick, etc.
Guy 1: Dude guys what happened last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I got my CACK blown!

Guy 2: Nice...
by Seannn(cack) January 31, 2008
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another word for have sex with, in the verb sense.
I cacked that bitch so hard last night.
by urgayallday January 01, 2010
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A rare fruit found in the trees of India
Im going to suck on a cack while my friends pick them.
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Used in the popular cartoon shorts featuring Dr. Tran, a Cack is any store. There is a Super Cack, where the talking gum-obsessed chicken buys slacks; and Toy Cack where Grandma Norma takes Leland and Dr. Tran after running over many, many little boys.
Announcer: "Toy Cack, 30,000 locations worldwide! Open 'til 10 PM!"

Hotel Soap: "Everything's Fucking Wonderful!"

"Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear!"
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