97 definitions by jerry

Top Definition
A super hot and sexy girl.
Wow that girl is such a ariel
by jerry March 03, 2005
1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004
The best rapper ever and he could kick the trash out of ICP and JA RULE
Eminem rips ICP to pieces in his songs and Ja Rule is a Pussy Ass Bitch
by Jerry March 25, 2005
Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.
Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?
by Jerry July 17, 2003
A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.
"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."
by jerry January 26, 2004
An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.
What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!
by Jerry November 18, 2004
1. messed up
2. to be killed by the mafia in a hit
1. That kid is so wacked
2. I heard Mario got wacked last night while he was in his house.
by Jerry September 09, 2003

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