cabbage fart

An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

by bruce st.asiuk November 24, 2005

cabbage fart

A devastating tile peeler.

After Priscilla blew a cabbage fart in PetSmart, all the puppies wagged their tails.

by Little Deby Big Boobs May 30, 2005

cabbage fart

a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.

cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.

by pseudonym10 July 20, 2008

rotting cabbage farts

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.

I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019