cabbage

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.

Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"

by Nick D September 1, 2004

cabbaged

the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools

dude! i've been cabbaged

by Da Scrummage King May 7, 2010

cabbage

A person's head. Called a cabbage because of the size/shape resemblance to the vegetable. A hip hop term.

When I'm attacking wack MCs I put automatics in the back of they cabbage and blast the cortex into fragments.

by psychicoctopus August 7, 2004

Cabbage

Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.

Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.

by The Ghetto Massive May 23, 2004

Cabbage

A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.

That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!

by Alex Wight January 19, 2004

cabbage

To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)

I cabbed <name> out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 19, 2003

cabbage

(v).- The action of just lying around all day doing nothing. Often involves keeping refreshments near oneself.

I brought a pot of water with me into the TV room so I could just cabbage the rest of the day.

by B_Rock January 13, 2006