Jay-C-Maya-Papa-Cue-Na 

This word comes from the ancient greek word "jaiceemayaaapopscoona," which means "cat shit." The literal translation is feline feces that were injected into the leg of a wild boar so that he could not escape and molest the other baby boars.

The Jay-C-Maya-Papa-Cue-Na I had in my syringe is no longer there because I injected all of it into that boar because it was going to rape the other baby boars.

Jay-C-Maya-Papa-Cue-Na by The Button Man July 31, 2006

c'mayonnaise 

The act of c'mayonnaise is when one is alone and with only cooking materials and ejaculates into a jar of mayonnaise and put it back into his fridge. This can often be used to take away stress.

"Camaran went left the call because he needed to go and c'mayonnaise. He was getting really stressed."

c'mayonnaise by Booiou December 6, 2013

Pulled a John C. Mayer 

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.

Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!

Pulled a John C. Mayer by bellanottbelle September 16, 2010