What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks
like a
tomato, hence: buzzed
tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."
"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your
goat."
"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"
"After a long hour of manscaping my
girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the
vine!"