Buttwogon 

The thing my older sister says when we’re in the car and a person cuts in front of her.

Me:
Person cuts in front of my sister:
Her: you Buttwogon!!!

Buttwogon by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 February 2, 2021

buttworth 

Someone who is a little slow in the brain.

James: Come on guys i get it I'm special
Brett: No james you are just a little buttworth

buttworth by buttworth December 4, 2014

Buttwood

Fecal matter, poop, shit.

Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.

Buttwood by donuts246 December 7, 2006

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

BUTTWOOD by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

buttworld 

when your robitussin wears off in the morning and your body feels the depletion of energy.

there are 2 ways out of buttworld, sleep or more tussin.

buttworld by erik f. neumann February 8, 2005

buttwonder 

someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.

the new boss at work is a complete buttwonder.

buttwonder by wonder_woman January 5, 2009

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

Buttworm by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006