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Buttholing 

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!
Buttholing by DankBudz March 23, 2018

buttcoin 

Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.
I got enough buttcoin for that, man, though I can't just pay for it right here on the yard.
buttcoin by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

Buttweiner 

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.
He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.
Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009

funky buttloving 

exclamation used in Rookie of the Year roughly translated to: OUCH! Something just hit me in the face!
When I punched Joey in the nose, he screamed funky buttloving!
funky buttloving by Sally2000 December 9, 2008

Benjamin Buttoning 

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

Buttholin 

Stacy is Buttholin me and it is driving me crazy!
Buttholin by tigen13 June 4, 2018