buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

buttsturbate by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

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bathsturbater

A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.

Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"

bathsturbater by bswof22 June 24, 2012

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Bathsturbate

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom

"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"

Bathsturbate by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009

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Bursturbate

When you masturbate when you really need to take a piss

She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet

Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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