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bathsturbater 

A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.
Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"
bathsturbater by bswof22 June 24, 2012

Bathsturbate 

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom
"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"
Bathsturbate by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009

Bursturbate 

When you masturbate when you really need to take a piss
She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet
Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026