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bathsturbater 

A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.
Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"
bathsturbater by bswof22 June 24, 2012

Bathsturbate 

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom
"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"
Bathsturbate by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009

Bursturbate 

When you masturbate when you really need to take a piss
She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet
Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026