buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

buttsturbate by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

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bathsturbater

A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.

Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"

bathsturbater by bswof22 June 24, 2012

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Bathsturbate

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom

"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"

Bathsturbate by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009

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Bursturbate

When you masturbate when you really need to take a piss

She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet

Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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