Butt Smuggler 

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

Butt Smuggler by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

buttsnuggle 

the action taken by one who loves nothing more than a nice plump butt to cuddle up to.

Sending an email to a GOOD friend that says, "I am in the mood for scrumping and a buttsnuggle!"

buttsnuggle by Christopher1889 February 28, 2009

buttsmuggle 

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"Jose buttsmuggled the cocaine across the border."

buttsmuggle by T. Odom May 19, 2006

buttmugger 

Thievery of the anus.

Stay away from him he is a buttmugger. If you deal with him you will no longer be an ass virgin and chances are you won't even know it. He is that slick!

buttmugger by Cornbread916 December 22, 2013

buttstruggler 

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

buttstruggler by Niggadicks November 11, 2006

Buttsmuggle 

The act of concieling valuables in one's anus.

Also known as "Buttvaulting"

T-Bone was forced to buttsmuggle cigarettes and other forms of contraband into prison because he needed to purchase his safety from the Arian Brotherhood.

Buttsmuggle by Kilo Jonez March 22, 2011

Butt smuggler 

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.

You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access

Butt smuggler by Cody5050 May 27, 2023