60 definitions by Shit_4_Brains

Funkadelicacy

Something that is so funky, cool, fine, unique, and fancy that it can only be described this way.

I can't even begin to describe the Funkadelicacy that Jane turned me onto last night!

by Shit_4_Brains September 26, 2007

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

by Shit_4_Brains November 5, 2007

Funkadexterous

a way to describe one whom is skilled and able to do many funky tasks at once.

Child, I'm so Funkadexterous ain't nobody can mess with me on them drums!

by Shit_4_Brains September 26, 2007

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

by Shit_4_Brains November 5, 2007

Skankri-La

a paradise of more thongs, cleavage, nude (or semi-nude) easy sluts than you've ever seen gathered in one place before.

Wow, it's like Skankri-La up in here!

by Shit_4_Brains September 24, 2007