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Buttskink 

A common tird in which the poo is skinny however in tact, being excreted in one piece. It reaches the highest threshold at which the tensile strength of the poo does not break. The term originated from areas where the common house skink resides.
"I did a shit today, it was a total buttskink. It must have been at least 30cm long"
Buttskink by Ssike November 1, 2013

Benjamin Buttoning 

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

snooze-buttoning 

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.
Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.
snooze-buttoning by envirochef February 10, 2010

free buttocking 

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.
Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.
free buttocking by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012

buttmonkies 

Group of people being odd or peculiar.
You guys seem like a bunch of buttmonkies.

Butterkink

When someone is perfect in every way but they have a disgusting kink
John Hamm is so hot, it just sucks that he won't fuck me unless I eat his shit! He's such a butterkink
Butterkink by bisensual_bowser November 1, 2021