buttnails 

-When you have yellow fingernails growing out from your ass.

- They could be French Tips also, normally forming from out of the crack.

" I have to trim my buttnails!"

"Ow, my buttnails are hurting me!"

buttnails by Creeper23 March 31, 2009

Butthairs 

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .

Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!

Butthairs by -Braider April 12, 2011

buttballs

A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.

"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."

buttballs by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011

buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

buttsnarls by Naerg March 9, 2009

Buttaids 

The result of committing repeated faggotry. Even if you have never had gaysex, you will still get Buttaids from the act of faggotry.

A breakthrough in recent research has also proven that it is possible to get the Buttaids from using Vista and Java, which also give the risk of contracting Javaids and Vistaids.

If you contract all three of the said diseases, you will become a Ubuntard.

Buttaids is a serious disease, and cannot be cured. Once you have it, it becomes a part of you forever.

"I has teh Buttaids!"

Buttaids by Longpoke October 1, 2008

Buttmail

When your touchscreen phone emails someone while in your pocket. The message usually contains a lot of random letters. A slightly less awkward (but still awkward) version of a buttdial.

Oh no, my phone came unlocked in my pocket and buttmailed my boss!

Buttmail by Musicman112RD March 4, 2011

buttalism 

a conversation involving putting things in someone else's anus.

today i told you i would put 2 things in your butt. sorry for my buttalism.

buttalism by ashley bergquist February 7, 2009