Buttholedestroyer

Someone who has extreme experience at mutilating a man or woman's anus. They ravage and make the rim incredibley sore/red. Has been known to render butthole useless for extended periods of time, and, in extreme cases, induced comas. However, many flock towards these people as when a buttholedestroyer enters your anus the ripping and tearing of the skin around your anus brings forth extreme pleasure - instant climax.

Dingle: I'm going to ravage dat ass.

Venus: Hell yeah, baby. Bend me over the kitchen bench.

David: Damn! Dingle is such a buttholedestroyer! Threesome?

Buttholedestroyer by Buttholedestroyer August 10, 2012

buttlover 

A fan of the posterior, can also be written butt-lover

I am a buttlover par excellence; you can't beat a nice piece of arse.

buttlover by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

buttload 

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

buttload by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

Side Buttoned 

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.

Side Buttoned by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

cubic buttload by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013

buttlove 

anal sex. Curiously, this seems to refer to the actor as the Penatrative party, so the example means that I am penatrative party. This is the opposite of most forms of speech concerning anal sex.

I am going to give you buttlove!

buttlove by Rela September 13, 2003

buttload 

a large load, of about 108 imperial gallons (491 liters). From the middle-english 'butt' (n), which is a large cask/container used for storing liquids, esp wine

I drank a buttload last night and had to get my stomach pumped from the resulting alcohol poisoning

buttload by The Little Lebowski June 9, 2005