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buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.
Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.
butthooker by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011

buttfork 

A person too lazy and fat to get off the couch.
Justin, stop jacking off on the couch and start cleaning some stuff you buttfork.

buttfoolery 

Of or relating to antics involving the buttocks or anal opening.
"Babe, i'm not into that. Stop this buttfoolery."
buttfoolery by K.G. MadMan June 9, 2005

Butthook 

Butthook, or Hook For Short is a Synonym to Butthead, Butthole, etc. Also can mean someone who is lazy. Bum
He was such a Butthook when he didn't keep his promise.
Butthook by Tykehook December 31, 2007

butthook 

When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.
Aaron loves getting a nice butthook
butthook by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010