Verb. To accidently or purposely slam a girl into the dashboard while getting roadhead.
John: I'm sorry I buttered you.

Katie: It's cool. Just don't slam me into the dash again or else no more roadhead.
by Troy Hugecock December 17, 2010

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Its like the word owned...ONLY 3 million times better. Its like when your toast drops and it lands buttered side down...YOU GOT BUTTERED.
Dude, that was a sick COD sesh last night

Yea, and you totally got buttered,too.
by ManiacMaglee October 20, 2009

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To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated
"Jesse got buttered"
by Rodney Fluffer August 09, 2006

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buttered means coke high.
"michele, i'm buttered!"
"i know, i'm super buttered dude"
by heathaaa February 17, 2005

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mad, over anxious, disturbed
he got so buttered over the fact that he wasn't good at the game.
by taylor January 17, 2004

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to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"
"Yo I'm off to get buttered"
by elliotjones76 March 01, 2007

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when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u
"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"
by JR December 02, 2004

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