Annandale Butternut Minigolf

where a male or shemale applies a strap on effectively giving themself a second phallical member enabling them to dp the female on their own. micropenis and horse cock strap on is a must, resulting in twice the pleasure per thrust

Dabini was tired of sharing his girl with other men in threesomes and decided to give her the ol' Annandale Butternut Minigolf instead

Annandale Butternut Minigolf by yellow garfield June 3, 2019

butterblast 

When it's been an extremely long time since intercourse and the resultant build-up produces a discharge resembling a fire hose connected to a vat of sour cream.

Obadiah : Last night was incredible !

Amos : How so ?

Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.

butterblast by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Butterbuns 

An ass like butter. Soft to the touch, yet firm. The kind of ass you just want to lick. No matter how your doctor advises against it.

What do want for dinner, honey? No honey, I want your specialty. Butterbuns. Zip!

Butterbuns by Band1t February 25, 2009

nutterbutter buddies 

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.

"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."

nutterbutter buddies by Originalnutter January 24, 2014

buttbuttinate 

The word "assassinate" after it has been mangled by a particularly stupid censor.

It is a shame we still aren't sure who buttbuttinated JFK. He was in a clbutt of his own.

buttbuttinate by thegoober October 28, 2008

batterbitch 

Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.

Have you ever heard of Betty Crocker?

Yeah, that's Condy, the batterbitch.

batterbitch by Batterbitch October 20, 2013

Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole

“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”

Butternut squash by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019