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1. butt monkey
A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.

by anonymous Feb 28, 2003 share this
2. butt monkey
Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards
by sean Mar 31, 2003 share this
3. butt monkey
1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."
1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!
by anonymous Apr 20, 2003 share this
4. Butt monkey
A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard
You like Bose you butt monkey
by bob griffiths Mar 10, 2004 share this
5. butt monkey
a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.
'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'
6. Butt Monkey
One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.
"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"
by Maximillion Jul 23, 2005 share this
7. butt monkey
Name for a male homosexual.
One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.
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