butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.

Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?

butt bacon by spicysheron February 15, 2014

badonk a donk butt 

Ghetto ass

Yo I got to bounce a 9 cuz Im gonna tear up Shannon's Badonk a donk butt after we watch Halfbaked. So put that shit in and hit play and pass that.

badonk a donk butt by Tom "rollin on dubs" Conard May 7, 2003