Skip to main content

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........
James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.
buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

bumbandit 

Lovells trainee from somewhere like Haywards Heath with a penchant for lifting shirts and blowing little boys.
See that Lovells trainee outside that Roman Catholic boys school - what a bumbandit!
A person who hacks into PCs or otherwise steals bitcoin from another wallet by sending them to their own wallet. They then own the bitcoin.
Joe: Hey, how come that dude was driving around in fast cars, living in nice houses and wearing all that fancy stuff?

Jim: Ah, he told me he his former "friend" had been buying thousands of bitcoins for just a few dollars. He wanted in on the money, and decided to steal about 5,000 of them from his bitcoin wallet while he was out getting some liquor... and now he too can live like a king! You call that dude a bitbandit. How many of those are out there livin it up? There must be dozens.

Joe: Bitbandit...gee, that's something new.

Jim: Only retards get robbed by bitbandits! Just secure your wallet with a passphrase and you should be OK, but watch out for keyloggers! Ya oughtta use Linux or something like that, cuz these bitbandits are on the prowl and if you ain't secure, you're easy prey.
bitbandit by Rubrat February 9, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026