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Deals and Business

Deals and business refers to balls and dick respectively, or more colloquially dick and balls”. It is to be said around women to confuse them and so that they do not know men’s secrets. Other business terms can also be used as code for penis-related terms such as cum
Dan: We need to support the small deals and business in our community
Ethan: A little bit more trade and foreign investment might make the small businesses bigger
Deals and Business by Crackedboi January 4, 2020
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business deal 

1) Noun, Canned 'interested in' selection box that one checks when filling out their LinkedIn.com webpage. Chances are, if you feel the need to have a LinkedIn.com page, you do not have the means (i.e. capital) to actually execute such a deal. I'm sure your company CEO is surfing the LinkedIn.com page....NOT. People who would select this term on their LinkedIn.com page probably are dental dicks. Instead of doing their job, such people often spend their entire time at work looking for yet another job.

2) Noun, Leaving your cubicle to take a dump at approximately 10:30AM local time while you are at work.
1) Mr. Scott's page says he's interested in business deals. Too bad he'll be a low-level manager supervising dental dicks his entire time at this company.

2) Oh man, I shouldn't have had Thai food last night. I'll be in my 'other office' executing a large business deal if you need to find me!

Business Deal 

When two or more people get together for sexual relations and rub their business all up in someone else's deal.
Sebastian asked Monica if he could rub his business in her deal and Monica said, "now that's a Business Deal that I can wrap myself around."
Business Deal by SideHatchStudios February 15, 2018

sheps drug dealing business 

a place full of fucking idiots (including rig and syn) and cool people (sig and avan)
Person 1: Wow sheps drug dealing business is so cool
Person 2: stfu ur opinion wrong
Person 1: damn u right i agree

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake... 

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026