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A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.
No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.
bushman by Rono January 22, 2007
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bushushuru 

Japanese slang for the act of vomiting. It comes from the inicident when Bush senior puked all over the shoes of Japan's prime minister.

Note: the Japanese vowel "u" is an "oo" sound.
"I ate the most rancid sushi last night and Bushushuru'd all over my Mom!"
bushushuru by Kathleen Hurley September 6, 2004
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Bushmills 

Stories tell us that the troops of King Henry II of England were more than happy to discover the unique taste of Irish whiskey. Unable to pronounce the Gaelic “Uisce Beatha” (Water of Life), they shortened it to “Uisce” and finally to whiskey. In the year 1608, the first licence to distil whiskey was granted by King James the first to the Old Bushmills distillery in the village of Bushmills in what is now the county of Antrim in Ireland. The company flourished until Prohibition in America. Many of the Irish distilleries were forced to close but Bushmills stayed open. The Bushmills distillery director correctly anticipated the end of the ban of alcohol in America and had ample stocks of the fine whiskey ready for export. Favorite among discerning drinkers for its unparalleled range of quality Irish whiskeys. One of the finest, if not the finest whiskey in the world.
Range
Bushmills Original, a blend of single malt Irish wiskey and Irish grain whiskey.
Black Bush, a dark blend, comprised almost entirely of single malt whiskey.
10 Year Old Single Malt, single malt whiskey aged for at least 10 years.
16 Year Old Single Malt, single malt whiskey matured for at least 16 years in two different types of Casks.
21 Year Old Single Malt, single malt whiskey matured for a minimum of 21 years in three different types of casks.
We should get a couple bottles of bushmills for Saint Patrick’s day.
Bushmills by killahkush October 26, 2006

bushman's hanky 

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.


Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'

bushamamamabu 

Slang for a blue in color Chevrolet Malibu. Most notably those driven by persons living in the ghetto.
Tyrone just drove away in a bushamamamabu, travelling towards the store to get a forty.

Bushman of the Kalahari 

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"

bushmongering 

Replaces warmongering. Used to describe G.W. Bush's willingness to go to war.
The bushmongering has to stop before we're bombing every country on the planet.
bushmongering by darwin November 1, 2004