bushtastrophe 

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.

Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."

bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009

bushmaster 

a man who has sex with women who have a large quantity of genital hair.

yeah....that guys a total bushmaster

bushmaster by ThE SIm e O knee May 6, 2011

Businasty

It's for the times when a wanna be gansta who's really just a dodgy salesperson steps back into the office with a win and proudly shows off by saying they've been gettin 'businasty!!!'

Dodgy salesperson steps back into office sweating success

Colleague asks "Hey where you been?"

Dodgy salesperson responds at the top of their voice "Y'all, I been getting BUSINASTY!!!!"

Businasty by nicocomorgga April 28, 2010

Bushmaster 

The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.

It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.

A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.

Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!

Bushmaster by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014

BASHTASTIC 

PARTY
or something really fun.

dude! are you coming to my BASHTASTIC on Saturday!?

BASHTASTIC by hannah vs. heartbeats September 28, 2007

bushtastic 

the feeling you get when you stroke your bush after a long hard day of work.

"oh sally im just feeling so bushtastic right now if you know what i mean!"

bushtastic by alsdfhslajkdhf June 27, 2008

bushmaster 

Derogatory term for a gay porn star. It possibly came from subtle unwitty jokes, originally spoken by Beavis in Beavis and Butthead.

Example: Ron Jeremy has had sex or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both sexes.

It can be used indirectly or politically for instance:

George Bush has had butt-sex with Osama Bin Laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.

Monica Lewinski has ravaged her bush by Bill Clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.

bush master bushmaster beavis

bushmaster by anon76889 May 28, 2010