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Number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, and other grammatical mistakes that have been made during the presidency of both George Bush and his son, George W. Bush.
Did you recognize the bushism in the retard's speech?

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
"Nigeria is an important continent."
"You're working hard to put food on your family."
"Africa is a nation that suffers terrible disease."
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."
"They misunderestimated ..."
There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: fool me once, shame on ... (long pause) shame on you? (long pause) Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Bushism by RT62690 August 15, 2007
really funny phrases taken from dubya's speeches
a couple of bushism's

We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad.

Wow, Brazil is big.

We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job

But let me say something: the United States government has an obligation to protect the American people. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way
I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) INTERNETS that we're going to have a draft

I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case
bushism by amitima August 23, 2006
The absolute bastardization and complete nonsense of verbal communication of the English Language by the 43rd President of the United States of America, George (Dubya) Bush.
Fresh Bushism : "There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world."

Dubya predicts the future in the past tense, Camp Arifjan, Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008
Bushism by Nothing01 March 5, 2008

bushes of love

they're something you should worry about what's waiting in them because it could be a chicken-duck-woman thing
p1: hey let's walk over that way

p2: no way the bushes of love are over there
noun. A mistake that could have easily been avoided with the least bit of common sense. Dedicated to everyone's favorite lovable idiot George W. Bush.
"Dude i just pulled the biggest bushie!" said Timmy. "What did you do?" asked Billy. "I got a girl pregnant because I thought I could pull out so I didn't bother wit a condom!" exclaimed Timmy. "Damn dude you had better get on the run before she finds you!" said Billy. Timmy then changed his name, left the country, and was never seen again. All of this could have been easily avoided with protection.
bushie by stimulus shady October 29, 2009

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"