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Hysterical misstatements from George W Bush. About the only good thing that's come from his presidency is all the jokes about him.
"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
"She's a West Texas girl, just like me."
"More and more of our imports come from other countries."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"I understand small businesses. I was one."
by Kucitizen June 23, 2004
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A grammatically atrocious bastardization of the English language as delivered by our 43rd President.
"They misunderestimated me."
—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
by Demerzel March 18, 2003
A statement made by George W. Bush that makes little-no sense, and/or violates basic rules of grammar.
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three
nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable
in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to
do something about it."
May 2001
by iwas April 17, 2003
One of the many idiotic remarks that chimpanzee in the white house has made during his lifetime.
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." - George W. Bush, January 29, 2003.
by Osama bin Ladin January 03, 2004
1.) Words or phrases used by President George Bush that are often parodied and made fun of by people all over the world. these are most often used by comedians Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, John Stewart and Steve Colbert on their Comedy Central shows.
2.) Any collaboration of words that sound like the moronic and simply dumb things that George Bush says on a regular basis.
Joey: "We went to fight the Iraqis 'cause they dress funny. Anybody who wears a shirt wrapped around their head must be a terrorist!!"
Chris: "Dude, are you serious?!!"
Joey: "Na man, I was just working on my Bush impression. Them Bushisms are fuuuuunnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!"
by WONDEROO!! July 10, 2008
Misstatement made by George W. Bush that makes people wonder if he is stupid or evil.
Bushism during White House Speech, Oct 27 2003:

George W. Bush: “The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.”

Peaceful Iraqi Civilians: WTF?!?!
by hobitkilla May 26, 2006
Unintentional pieces of wisdom created by George W. Bush (for whom the word is named) while he was not looking at the teleprompter during a speech.
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."
by C-ko January 21, 2005

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