Burnieskidlavich 

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.

Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.

Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019

Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.

Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.

Burnie Burns by jerkalert January 4, 2015

The Buried Life

A really awesome reality documentary series on MTV that showcases 4 friends (who are really hot) from Canada that travel around north america to complete their list of "100 things to do before they die" For every item that they complete on their list, they help a stranger achieve their dreams. This is one of the best shows on television I think and is really inspiring. Everyone should at least watch this show one time.

Matt: Hey did you watch that new episode of the buried life last night?

Bob: Yeah, it was awesome! I could'nt believe that guy actually tried to go on a date with Megan Fox though.

The Buried Life by Elocinn March 29, 2010

Between the buried and me

The most kick ass band on the planet

Btbam rocks your socks off!

Between the buried and me by Teh lover March 19, 2004

Burter 

The Ginyu Force's Blue Hurricane. Currently the fastest warrior in the universe. He is a blue tall muscular man who is suprisingly fast. He treats himself to space sodas and often eats chocolate parfaits with Jeice. He first started out as the slowest member of the Ginyu High School and wasnt into the blue skin he has today but rather a yellowish skin. He was always made fun of and called a dork. He then worked his way in life until he reached the position of the ginyu Force's #3 right below Jeice. However he is the fastest person when it comes to raw speed.

Hah! Don't bother having a race with Burter, you will lose.

Burter by ogihero September 20, 2010

Bertie Gilbert 

Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!

Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!

Bertie Gilbert by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011

Buried Mole 

A flaccid, small, uncircumcised penis hidden deep behind the foreskin. May occasionally peek it's head out.

Carl is a total wanker although I doubt he's able to rub his buried mole.

Dan was always self conscious in the locker room thinking everyone was laughing at his buried mole.

Susie was ready to give Jacob head for the first time but was disappointed when she encountered a buried mole.

Buried Mole by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017