burrito torpedo Share definition Flag What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans. Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on. burrito torpedo by flytoface October 29, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the burrito torpedo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
