burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.

Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.

burnt weaner by Kevin February 25, 2005

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burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.

"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."

burnt weiner by Proboscis February 22, 2009

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burnt weener

large male body part known for starting fires in little migits asses!

Jamie Big walks up to a small miggit and fucked him up the bum and then he cought on fir eand burned a horrible death

burnt weener by Cameron Rogers February 14, 2005

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weiner burn

When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.

After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.

weiner burn by DrTandtheWomen August 11, 2016

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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