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1. Burnies
A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
2. Burnies
When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass.
I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!!
3. Burnies
(adj): Word describing the people of Glen Burnie, MD - A breed of their own. Trust me, if you've been here, you KNOW what I mean. White trash and Ghetto, blended into one. The people of Glen Burnie are known as the 'Ugliest people in the Baltimore Metro Area'.
Boy: "Is it just me, or does it seem like everyone in that RoFo is very very unflattering?"

Girl: "No, that's just Glen Burnie - everyone down here looks like that"

Boy: "Aaah, yes - the Burnies"

Girl: "Yeah, they're all weird looking like that"
4. burnies
when you have sex with someone and you gaet a STD which burns therefore you got the burnies
Man i fucked dat girl like a week ago and now i got the burnies
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