21 definitions by Punchy McAssface Jr.

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.

"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

Stinky Carrot

A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.

"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

Unintentional stranger exchanger

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.

There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 26, 2010

Unfriendly fire

Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge

"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 12, 2010

Stinky hustle

This happens when you have to take a shit really bad and while you are racing to the bathroom, you release small farts for every step you take.

"I had to take a crap so bad, I did the stinky hustle all the way to the bathroom."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010