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Ivar the Boneless 

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
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Mick Bueller

A name used to describe a "regular joe" who lives in a fantasy world and has convinced himself he's a "Rock Star" (Mick Jagger) and "Can Get Away With Anything" (Ferris Bueller).
"Mick Bueller was at the club last night tellin' those girls he founded "Lycos" and co-directed Michael Jackson's "Thriller Video". What a TOOL"!
Mick Bueller by Twist Weeblow August 23, 2007
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Boneless pizza 

A pizza without any of them shits called bones put in it.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke

Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though

Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.

Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.

Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?

Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?

Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?

Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.

Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.

Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?

Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.

Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza

boneless filet 

When a man shaves the inside of his butt cheeks. A reference made in China, IL.
boneless filet by Lig24eva February 17, 2014

bundlecock 

The act of taking more than 1 penis.
She said that it wouldn't be a vacation unless she had a bunch of margaritas and had a few guys bundlecock her!
bundlecock by Mar Happy August 26, 2013

bundlefuck 

Screwing over a consumer by forcing him or her to purchase a large amount of games and/or accessories at the launch of a new console. Usable as a noun or verb.
"Gamestop's XBOX360 Ultimate Bundle costs $1200 but doesn't even include a second controller! What a bundlefuck!"

"Electronics Boutique really bundlefucked me when I bought a PSP - I only wanted Lumines but they also forced me to buy crap games."
bundlefuck by Moggraider September 6, 2005

benelous 

-adjective
Benevolent jealousy. Feeling goodwill and happiness for someone because of that person's success, or advantages WHILE simultaneously desiring the same success or advantages (often followed by "of")
I am so benelous of her new 6-figure job in Hawaii.
benelous by kkp March 17, 2008