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An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.
by SF NY March 30, 2004
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Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.
Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.
by City Lad July 21, 2008
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a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town
Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.
by Toria March 28, 2004
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deficating while recieving felatio
by Anonymous February 06, 2003
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The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.
"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie
by DirkDiggler91 June 06, 2014
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The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a country bumpkin
Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party.
by DangerousDaryl December 24, 2006
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a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.
Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin.
by HighClassBusinessWoman June 19, 2009
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