Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow
Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.
by Partysecretsfromredding August 9, 2018
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bump pretties is when two attractive people have sex. bump uglies is when two unattractive people have sex. (or just people having sex in general)
"i heard James and Ava bump pretties earlier today..."
by httpscherry April 7, 2023
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Extremely bad at making out or inexperienced at kissing
I tried making out with a girl but she was just bumping teeth the whole time
by Semiproleach June 3, 2020
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Extreamly bad at making out or inexperienced at making out.
This girl was bumping teeth the whole night.
by Semiproleach June 3, 2020
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v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011
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A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit
I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.
by ChrisFnP February 21, 2014
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