bumfunnery 

Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun.

We got up to some bumfunnery last night.

bumfunnery by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

bumrunner

A term used while paragliding on small practice hills where you are not able to actually take off, but still able to sit back in your harness so your bum drags along the ground to the bottom of the hill.

-How was the site?
-If the winds were strong, there could be some lift, but without decent wind we were only able to do a few bumrunners.

bumrunner by Condor2008 April 13, 2009

bumfuckery 

someones ineptitude or general incompetence when working on a simple task

because of your bumfuckery, I have to work 8 hours OT and clean up your fuck ups

bumfuckery by maninblackmn February 8, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016