hobos, tramps, & bums

Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.

I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!

hobos, tramps, & bums by Starchylde July 10, 2016

bumpscosity 

An extra-special slider found in the settings menu of most games. Setting bumpscosity to 0 will make the experience not bumpscotious enough for most, and similarly setting it to 1000 will make most players uncomfortable. All games have this slider, however you can only find it if you are the world champion settings-setter.

Keep your bumpscosity at a level 100 for a pleasant bumpsperience.

bumpscosity by Nub Nublet April 30, 2022

poop bumps

The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.

John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"

Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"

poop bumps by Ariatia October 30, 2013

Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection

Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

Boatington bumps by Nick boatington November 4, 2021

Dork Bumps 

The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.

When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.

Dork Bumps by blunas December 20, 2010

Ms Eminem Bumshit 

Ms Eminem is a stupid person who thinks beetroots grow on trees. She speaks the Eminem language and she also thinks rabbits have feathers. She has a husband who burned her child with his oven. YUM! She pronounces many words wrong and she has a tiny brain. You might see her dressed as a banana or a dead banana.

Ms Eminem Bumshit is a stupid banana who likes to let her husband burn her child with an oven.

Ms Eminem Bumshit by Hehwe August 23, 2023

bumshlumper 

A office based person who job it is to be seated most of the day doing not much,

All I have been doing it in the office todayis bumshlumping ” you lazy bumshlumper “. bumshlumper, lazy,chillax,kickback,workshy,workdodger,bumshlumping

bumshlumper by edgood March 15, 2012