bum jam

the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.

that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll

by Herman Dogg December 18, 2003

bum jam

the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.

Bumjam a lamb

by poo to stink dinkeo July 29, 2003

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020