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The act of having sex with inanimate objects that serve a purpose other than its original intent (usually fruit).
Yeah, I bulbonk fruit. Melons are my favorite. Oranges kinda hurt though. Sometimes I go crazy and bulbonk where doorknobs used to be.
Bulbonk by WolfMeister June 12, 2012

bulloney 

A cross between bullshit & baloney.
You're so full of bulloney.
bulloney by Joe Minx February 23, 2009
one that is full of false information. can be placed in a noun or an adjective.
"hey, are you calling me a liar?", other person "no, i'm calling you bulloni
bulloni by keithizthaman November 8, 2010
Old School Gamer that started his killing career in UO and continues today. Egotistical, Slanderous and mean spirited. Also known to be used in conjuction with death spam. Gaming God among mortal men.
That gank squad just did a Bulvine on us.
Bulvine by Unknown Gamer July 19, 2004

Bulloncious 

Other Daisy's pet snail; something that is round and yummy
"Jack Black is so bulloncious."
Man: "You're such a bulfonic"

Or

Man: "That was such a bulfonic thing to do!"
Bulfonic by Beer himself December 12, 2010