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Red Bullshevik 

The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.

Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side
Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.
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Bullshevik 

Something that is stated by a person or persons that is generally or wholly untrue; a lie; an example of nonsense, malarkey, hokum, bullshit, crap

(The phrase has been mockingly taken from the Marxist Bolshevik Party of Russia who founded the Soviet Union)
Bill's story of how he flew helicopters for the CIA is complete Bullshevik.
Bullshevik by filmdummy January 24, 2010

bullshavizile 

A bullshitter that makes you laugh from how ridicules the story your being told is.
(master uncool) im 14 i bucked a 34 year old milf last night for 7 hours

(master cool) you sure do talk some bullshavizile...
bullshavizile by borat ohagan October 19, 2007

bullshivism 

Yo can i borrow 5 bucks?
Friends dont let friends borrow.

bullshivism
bullshivism by Jelloisgood December 23, 2004

Bullshavick

1) A group of related or linked sequential statements or claims which are based on nonsense, lies, or exaggeration.

2) A group of related bullshit

"It's all bullshavick"

"Telling the story in that way will eventually lead to bullshavick"

"Bullshavick!"

Bullshavick by AlanJ March 14, 2009

Bulshavik 

Replaces bitch to keep it clean and for those dirty commies
You son of a Bulshavik, don't do that on the rug!!!!
Bulshavik by TheGreekMcCheeks June 10, 2005

Bullshevist 

Bullshevist is someone who adheres to the idealogy of Bullshevism, which is based on fakery and lies...or believes in Bullshitting himself (self brainwashing) and also others into being average in everything they do, say or think.

The bullshevist is convinced he's she's and we're all living in what Voltaire's Dr. Pangloss calls "the best of all possible worlds".
The Bullshevist is clever in concealing his or her true idealogical leanings..
He sees only progress, and advancement, and positive outcome in every human endeavor, whether it proves to be successful or not, or a futile folly. There's no room for improvement..
The Bullshevist can't distinguish between success and failure.
Because in his or her mind, we all must equalize everything or make all things egalitarian as the Bullshevist equates success with failure and vice versa.
There's no such thing as a "loser" for a Bullshevist..The world is only made up of winners. Thus we're all equally losers and winners..It's a "win win" situation for the Bullshevist..
Thus everything becomes a success and everyone is successful because failure, dissapointment, utter personal ruin doesn't exist for the Bullshevist.
Therefore taking risks, making an effort to perfect or master a skill is futile, because you can't lose in a world run and dominated by Bullshevism..
The Bullshevist couldn't admit to his own failure in life as all things are relative ..
Bullshevist by Michael Woodman March 25, 2019