1.) The art of being completely bogus.
2.) The state of having all life's processes turn out the opposite of crunk.
3.) The ultimate level of having no clue about life or the steps of living life.
Adam thought he was always the man with any woman around him. What he never realized is that his bogality preceded him.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).